15U Girls Ignite! Busts a Rhyme


15U Girls Ignite! Busts a Rhyme

So you play for … some other team?
Well, you must think you’re a smarty
Except you’ve got toads on your bench
Not Linda, Kiana and Marty

And you’re on the wrong side of the net!
Oops, sorry, might bean ya
but you’re on the business end
Of a hit from Katrina

Wait a sec!  Let me get something straight…

There’s hits?  Shots??  Attacks and kills???
I think the cops are gonna jail ya!
Scratching their heads as they
Slap the cuffs on Kayla

Whoa!  It just hit me
I just had an epiphany
If I wore the double twos
I could pound them like Stephanie

’cause we’re not mice out there
We’re not gerbils, not marmots
We’re packing some serious heat
We’ve got cannons like Charlotte

And you’ll never find Ignite
At the end of our rope
Swinging through the jungle
Me Tarzan, you Hope

We play for D.A.!
We don’t wear petticoats or crinoline
We wear lycra and knee pads
Well … not if you’re Carolyn

And speaking of knee pads
What’s that smelling so gamey?
Aw, it doesn’t matter
When you wear a big smile like Amy

But seriously!  I can’t breathe
Get me out of this dilemma
Someone jump up, grab some air
Like you do when you’re Emma

Here’s how they’ll try to get a point
They’ll follow steps one, two and three
They’ll jump up, they’ll hit the ball
And they’ll *try* to get it past Bri

And it don’t matter if they block one
– that ain’t no free pass –
’cause from up high to down low
It’s gettin’ dug up by Klass

Besides, Ignite always has the spirit
To come back and to rally
So, come on, make some noise
And get loud just like Halle

Now listen here, ladies
Let’s get out there and fight
We ain’t no featherweights
We’re D.A. Ignite!

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